Mom this doesn't concern you.

 Well, hello there. I wasn't expecting to see you here. Seriously, no one is supposed to see this. My mom said she wouldn't let me blog on the Internet  until age 18. I really love my mom. She gave birth to me and my two sisters, Maggie and Annie. My mom is married to my dad and we all live together in Eastern Omaha. Sometimes we do things together like charades, vacations to Washington D.C., and meals. I like to play soccer, and I'm a goalkeeper. You may think goalies are fat, lazy, and relatively unimportant. However, you are only right 90% of the time. For 10% of a soccer game goalies become important (they are still fat and lazy though). I also talk competitively in a little something called extemporaneous speaking. I get to go to Florida because I did well, so that is fun. I hope there are a lot of smoking hot barbecues in Florida as I will miss the family barbecue to go there. I talk about things such as oil, economics, politics, wars, "frat bros", threats to national security, and a lot of other things that people deem to be "current events".  Well, that’s all. Don't tell me mom. 

This is Oliver Kahn. He is the best goalie ever. I aspire to be like him.